wtf?!
Me: “Baby…Come have sex with me.” (Note that this is really rare, cuz I NEVER wanna have sex.)
Mark: “Baby…I don’t wanna have sex right now.” (Note this is really rare, cuz he ALWAYS wants to have sex.)
Me: (Jaw-dropping shocked look on my face.)
Mark: “I mean, I love you and all…but I just don’t feel good.”
Me: “Yeah whatever.” (In a disappointed kind of tone.)
Mark: “Baby just wait, I’ll have sex with you later.”
Me: “Nope! You had your chance! I’m not in the mood anymore!”
